Mr. Middle America

The Mystic Pig
	I asked the mystic pig: I love BACON. Is this a problem for you? and the mystic pig said: Y’know, I think that’s kind of a tasteless thing to ask. I’m not giving you an answer Ask the Mystic Pig another question created by ixwin

The Mystic Pig
	I asked the mystic pig: Who the hell am I? and the mystic pig said: Someone you were thinking of earlier today has the answer. Ask the Mystic Pig another question created by ixwin